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May 23 2018

cake-and-monsters:

tramtheram:

vampireapologist:

the-skys-rim:

vampireapologist:

calling the vampire who turned you “master,” “maker,” “sire,”: weird, sorta yucky, super dated, it’s out

calling the vampire who turned you “daddy,” “vladdy,” “Extremely Rude,”: innovative, fun, it’s in

I think I prefer sire, daddy is …. Uncomfortable

unfortunately this has been decided by the council and it won’t be changed for another 1000 years :/

Welp looks like it’s time to go show daddy his last sunrise.

Given how a lot of sire/childe relationships go it’s not entirely wrong…

May 22 2018

forthegothicheroine:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

lqtraintracks:

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

Yes, but if you go for artery blood, then this happens:

May 21 2018

just-shower-thoughts:

If you drew a dick on a vampire’s face while they were sleeping, they’d never find out about it.

May 20 2018

victorian-sexstache:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

lqtraintracks:

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

May 19 2018

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May 18 2018

incorrectdraculaquotes:

Dracula: The world is a cruel place. Everywhere I go, all I see is death, and destruction…

Jonathan: Probably because you’re the one causing it!

May 17 2018

phantoms-lair:

ittlebittle:

dateamonster:

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

and they were tombmates…

oh my God, they were tombmates

May 16 2018

w(^._.^)w

muttant:

muttant:

look at this lil bat and his lil wings

w(^.‿.^)w

he says thank you for looking

May 15 2018

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

people actually get so used to benevolent weirdness in their towns like. if you started wearing a dracula cape everywhere in my town, everyone would just come to accept it.

“hey, was that the dude who wears dracula capes everywhere?”

“yeah, he’s really nice, I talked to him in rite aid once. sorta weird obviously, but cool.”

this post is so blessed bc all of the notes are just people talking about the benevolent weirdos in their towns and I hope they’re all having a good day out there, inspiring people to go out and wear their dracula capes or w/e

May 14 2018

doctornerdington:

harriet-spy:

thebiscuiteternal:

swimmingferret:

cumaeansibyl:

amazonqueendianaprince:

ceslatoil:

Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella, the whole child grooming plot point in Breaking Dawn, etc.) and not (REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE THATS GAY), I saw this meme on Facebook where it was Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire commenting on Edward’s sparkling and making fun of him for being gay. Like… Buddy My Guy. My Fair Dude. My Dear Sweet Homophobic Idiot. Not only are the Vampires in IWTV super duper gay, you’re lying to yourself if you think Lestat wouldn’t slam dunk his entire body into a tub of glitter on any given occasion. You Fool. You Imbecile.

@wicked-felina

Lestat: WHY DON’T WE GLITTER I WAS ROBBED

Louis: Does he ask our pity? He can walk in the sunlight, whereas we, foul creatures of darkness as we are, are forever barred from God’s kindly li –

Lestat, upending a pound of iridescent craft glitter on his head: SHUT UP LOUIS

Everyone on this post is gonna be sued by Anne Rice

Okay, but this is missing out on the glorious tags of the OP:
#what kind of SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT would ever imagine Lestat#a man who crawled out of the swamps of new orleans because his ex wrote a book and was /getting more attention than him/#and then proceeded to become a GLAM ROCK DIVA and Slut For Fame™️#just so people wouldn’t forget who was Doing Better after the breakup#wouldn’t just absolutely snort a tub of glitter like so much expensive cocaine#lestat de lioncourt - ultimate nightmare toreador#cowards#have you met him even once

honestly

Oh wow, I totally forgot about the rock star part. LOLOLOLOL, this post makes me feel 14 again.

May 13 2018

reblog if you love vampires, have a healthy appreciation for vampire culture, or actually are a vampire

May 12 2018

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May 11 2018

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying

likely: I am just too loud to not look at in public places and he was just lost downtown

also likely: vampire, scoping me out for the kill

May 10 2018

thedragoninthetardis:

“Some might think this would be the first time vampires and a burning piano make an appearance in the competition; but since this is Eurovision, that is not the case.”

-Icelandic commentator, about Ukraine’s act

gretasalomeme:

Why have a burning fake piano when you can have a vampire coffin fake piano

annekin:

It is an old Eurovision law that there has to be at least one vampire attending

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jasmiinitee:

HE IS THE LEGACY

HE IS THE SON OF DISCO DRACULA

WE’VE COME A FULL CIRCLE

fredspatronus:

Ukraine be like

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galoogamelady:

@breebird33‘s sweet boy, Patrik
from her comic @patrikthevampire (check it out!)

May 09 2018

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the-night-prince:

The blood is the life… and it shall be mine.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992, Dir. Francis Ford Coppola)   

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