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October 05 2017



stop letting your clowns wander the neighborhood unfenced they are agitating the hell out of my (properly kept) draculas and i for one cannot sleep when vampires are barking

“Bleh! Bleh! Ble-bleh!

October 04 2017

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This whole series is like a Dr. Phil episode. (Credit to @aegiskitty for the idea. She is a gem.)

October 03 2017

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October 02 2017


Me: hey put these on. It’s for research I need to know how much they get in the way of kissing and other interactions of an intimate nature.

My long suffering husband who married my paranormal monster loving ass, as he inserts a pair of vampire fangs: *sigh*

October 01 2017



lemme tell you i am so fucking tired of angsty vampires. its enough. 

give me a newly-turned twenty-something vampire who hears about their newfound immortality and is like “thank god,” then proceeds to invest in some promising startups and fucks off to take a nap for two decades

give me a vampire thats only the tiniest bit phased at the blood diet because “eh, i tried paleo a while back and it was just as weird”

give me a vampire with self image issues who never has to avoid mirrors again because - bingo - no reflection

give me a genderqueer vampire who finally has an answer when someone asks their gender. “are you a boy or a girl?” “i am a vampire.” “but whats in your pants?” “fangs.” 

best of all, give me a vampire chick who is so stoked about being nocturnal because she’s never been able to walk alone after dark before and it’s nice to be able to walk her friends home and know theyre all safe with her


September 30 2017

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September 29 2017

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Dracula is an 1897 Gothic horror novel by Irish author Bram Stoker and has been assigned to many literary genres including vampire literature, horror fiction, and the gothic novel. The novel has spawned numerous theatrical, film, and television interpretations.

The Illustrated Dracula (1897; 2006)
Dracula (1931)
Horror of Dracula (1958)
Dracula (1979)
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
Van Helsing (2004)
Hellsing Ultimate (2006-2012)
Dracula Untold (2014)  
Penny Dreadful (2014-2016)
Castlevania (2017-)

September 28 2017

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September 27 2017

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The story of the strangest passion the world has ever known!

Movie poster for Dracula (1931).

September 26 2017

September 25 2017


Van Helsing: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Van Helsing: Not you Mina, you’re an angel, and we’re thrilled to have you here.

September 24 2017

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September 23 2017

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Let the Right One In (2008) dir. Tomas Alfredson.

September 22 2017

September 21 2017

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man that really SUCKS doesn’t it? ….I’m sorry

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September 20 2017

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My mum sent me this photo and all I can think of is drac dabbing

September 19 2017

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September 18 2017



honestly, being a vampire who is also a goth kid is the best possible cover

nobody’s gonna think the kid in all black, with an umbrella and sunglasses and a shirt that says ‘bite me’ is ACTUALLY a vampire, they’ll just think you’re a goth kid pretending to be a vampire

“I drink blood to sustain myself and to heal mortal wounds”

“heh yeah sure ya do kyle”

September 17 2017


Red Cross chose their symbol to ward off vampires from their blood drives

September 16 2017

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Bat needs his early night drink before he can go to his job

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